I'm a S.W.A.T. Pro asshole in Rowdy Roddy shades
Mega-buster sword, mutha fuckin' razor blades
I'm allergic to violence, I break out in blood
But that don't stop me from doin' what I love
I'm Iron Mike Tyson chewin' on your ear
I'm Solid Snake Plisskin coppin' Metal Gear
I'm a walkin' Killer Instinct, you're mortal Kombat lite
Got my skull-faced scorpion, this ain't yo fuckin' night!
I'm a snake-faced terrorist who always wears a mask
I always shoot first and then forget to ask
I'm Zartan witha plan spillin' Major Bludd
I'm Slim Pickins ridin' on an activated scud
I'm a horny rhinoceros in camouflage pants
I got a big gun and a rocksteady stance
I'm a trench coat mafioso always skippin' class
I'm Casey Jones with a bat beatin' yo ass!
I'm a major disaster and I'm always pulling rank
I'm a James Dean Lich King in a tiger tank
I'm a nightbreed Nightwing on a G.I. bill
I'm the Boss Hogg war pig poppin' cyanide pills
I'm a patriotic psychotic, I learned to love the bomb
I take my vacations in sunny Vietnam
I'm a howlin' air werewolf crossin' the line
I'm a dog of war playin' fetch with a landmine!
I'm a rock 'n' roll commando
I'm a rock 'n' roll commando
And I'm goin' rock 'n' roll commando....
A frothy sugar rush of punky and synth-driven indie pop from Jake Robertson keeps the energy levels buzzing at all times. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 11, 2021
Australian punk Jake Robertson channels 1940's historical events and modern anxieties into his thunderous new effort as Alien Nosejob.
Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 21, 2020